I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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