oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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