you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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