This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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