Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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