why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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