we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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