we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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