Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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