i think i have herpe
just one?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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