I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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