Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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