His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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