brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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