Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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