are you still at the devil's house?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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