Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I see more hoeing in ur future
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