Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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