she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
A+ Viking dick
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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