That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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