My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
babies were throwing up all over the place
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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