he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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