Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
How does it feel to date your dad?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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