You surviving the open bar?
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Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
they need to just BURY HIM!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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