he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
