My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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