Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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