Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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