fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
My breasts were aching with rage.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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