Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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