yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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