My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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