Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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