You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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