just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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