i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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