Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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