At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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