I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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