You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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