OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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