walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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