So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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