Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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