And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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