I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
