Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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