who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
