going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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