i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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